Now pay attention boys - this is the best $0.35 cent joke on the planet and I want every male reader to not only pay attention closely, but to log it into ye' ole' memory banks for your personal future use. It is an oldy but goody...and lets just say the results were as good as any I could have hoped for.
Attached is the "setup" video I took previous to the OB&C's trip to the bathroom tonight getting ready for bed.......
Now I must say that it is truly unfortunate that I was unable to get to the B.R. door fast enough when she actually went in there for the audio recording follow up, but let it be known that it was recounted several minutes later to me of the actual terror I inflicted. This was of course a-midst a flurry of comments which all ranged to the effect of :
"You Asshole!!!!. Are you trying to give me a fucking heart attack or what?"
During my uncontrolled laughter she related how she literally skidded off the bowl, legs akimbo, pee pee a spray-in, while ripping her pants up and wadding that poor plastic bastard into a heap of T/P for summary execution by flushage.... all the while with only a hoarse throaty squawk of panic emerging from her mouth. It wasn't until 15 minutes later, after she calmed down a bit, that she admitted she was so scared by the size of the thing that no sound was even possible.....
I'm still laughing at this..... I cant wait for my sister in law to visit....lol